susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

metapod:

having friends that live in a different timezone was never a problem i expected to have

finnxodairr:

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

my moom would be liiiek ‘no weeey, ya not sprey pentin on mah walls, i don’t fink so.’ got mah ohhhn ahs, i’m liek, cose i’m gonne sprey pent tha wall!
zayn malik (via zayns1d)    

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

Edna is a shining example of all kinds of useful things.

phanstop:

wontforgets:

snowwanderer:

jeanqueerschtein:

kohai-san:

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

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accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

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accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

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accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

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typing “hte” instead of “the” 

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If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

#tw

precumming:

don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know