my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
having friends that live in a different timezone was never a problem i expected to have
I need an Edna Mode life coach.
Edna is a shining example of all kinds of useful things.
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know